Sunday, July 19, 2009

With Apologies to Dorothy Parker


Speed makes your skin crawl
Smack makes the walls small
Coke makes you paranoid
Acid drops you into the void
E turns your mind to mush
Cannabis is kids’ stuff
Fags make your breath smell
And crack, well, that’s just hell
I’ve done ‘em all
And know what I think?
All in all
You might as well drink.